Thanks for that image.

Who do you blame: the guy who lobs a last minute half court shot at the buzzer to win the game and misses, or the asshole who keeps needlessly shoving his opponents and racking up free technicals?

The worst part of TIH is Ed Norton.

One thing I’m looking forward to dying in the MCU: these cutesy “fuck you” PCs that Kevin Feige subjects everybody to. We get it: we’re here to see who lives and dies. But the Infinity War PC was one hour of “Well, I can’t confirm whether today’s even the first day I’ve met any of these people, but I’m super excited…

So can we make predictions for each upcoming movie? Because I would take a guess that the Marvel Moment for Iron Man 2 would be Black Widow going Hammer Time on the hallway of guards while Happy expends every bit of energy taking down one guy. It was the first time in the MCU that a woman had been shown to be anything…

I bet his favorite song is “A-12.”

Todd Tichenor doesn't appreciate your comment. You're gone.

Think of your closest major city: does any bar like Cheers exist? Every bar has a gimmick now, but given how centrally located Cheers is to the college district, I’m surprised they don’t have a younger clientele. Plus, they're probably considered the side show to Melville's upstairs, so it's mostly a stopover for…

Calm. The fuck. Down.

Hey hey hey hey, what is going on here?

As a white man, I feel I should point out that nobody is racist against me; rather, people hate me for my shit personality and my tendency to interrupt movie screenings by yelling “BULLSHIT” during sex scenes and leaving noisily, pantsless.

How about #OscarsSoClear? Let's get a little clarity... we're going to need to see those ballot results.

At least it wasn't Bohemian Rhapsody.

To be a fly on the wall at the AV Club offices at this moment.

Alright, who brought the dog?

What is so Oscar-friendly about Green Book? It’s a powder puff of a movie. The fact that Crash won once upon a time does not mean that any movie that handles racism as a PowerPoint presentation is going to prevail.

RDJ isn’t doing a thing that’ll harm his hard-earned new public image, and I don't blame him.

Whoopi and Ellen were the two strongest in my lifetime. Billy was great in his time, but with everybody knowing the moves of every celebrity these days, his slight yet harmless inside baseball routine is a bit dated (see: 2012). I liked Steve Martin and Chris Rock, but the Queens of Daytime had the most even…

I like all of this.