You have to cut the kid in half and count the rings.

More seriously it doesn’t exist. Its not even possible to 100% verify some ones age in person. Fake ids or just using some one else’s info exist. Credit cards are generally restricted to those over 18, but debit cards exist and teens can get bank accounts. It sounds…

Hilariously, the age of consent for actually fucking in the UK is 16.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a way to accurately verify someone’s age over the internet without asking for personal details, like driver’s license number, SSN, credit card info, etc. Does anyone know of a way to actually determine if a user is under 18, besides just asking and hoping they’ll be nice enough not to…

You stick your nob in the fanny and give it the ol’ hows your uncle.  

The owners of whitehouse. com would like a word with you...

How much better is sex education in the UK versus the US? 

I can think of one time that I did back in the early days of the web before pop-up blockers were prevalent. I mis-typed a website I was looking for work and was engulfed in a porn storm.

Who decided that people under 18 aren’t allowed to watch Porn? Shouldn’t they have to prove that adults got messed up by it? I didn’t. I also lost my virginity before 18, what is the purpose of this age restriction?

It’s not really related. I just like it.

We have a historical approximation of what would happen in the fallout, in the Black Plague.

You’re commenting on an article about someone destroying half of all life instantaneously with a snap of his fingers, thanks to six magic gemstones set in a gauntlet forged by a giant dwarf.

Or, and this is just a crazy radical thought, the species learns to live within an equilibrium in its environment since warp level space travel is just science fiction.

Fly in the ointment. If a race or species so advanced as to have warp level space travel as conveniently as driving to the store can’t find sufficient “resources” in the universe to to sustain itself. It kind of deserves to die. The universe is literally filled with unimaginable quantities of raw materials among…

If you cannot find the Colin in your office, that usually means you’re the Colin in your office.

“I’m holding a thermal detonator!”

I’d bet that all of the containers have the real name on the back just in case so the poor cast members, who aren’t supposed to break character, are deluged with “Is this Coke or not?”

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Rodney the Diabetic?

High-fructose corn syrup is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

This is kind of a shitty way to open your comment.