What I really want from Johnson is his version of a “Predator” type movie. You know, a well-directed movie where his action hero physique and mannerisms totally make sense. And then- it isn’t enough. His fellow action men all die off at the hands of something even bigger and badder, and it’s terrifying. Schwarzenegger…

Yep. Dementia brought on by Neurosyphilis (https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000703.htm), probably of the General Paresis variety if I’m the one guessing.

Why doesn't this have more stars?!!

So, off the wall idea here, but is there any way these could be repurposed for something else? Like, remove the old battery pack and use it as a generator or backup for a home (like a recycled version of those tesla batteries)? Then you turn the car frame into the coolest little tykes car ever for your kids! Or link a…

Welp, you did it. You finally made me want a selfie stick, you sick genius

So this just came a bit closer to reality huh?

Oh me too! A former girlfriend once asked to play, as she wanted to take one of the game’s girls on a date (this was GTA 4 btw). She proceeded to spend twenty minutes trying to (unsuccessfully) obey stop signals and match the flow of traffic. She took the two out, picked a date location which I’ve long since…

So the other day I took out the trash, unloaded the dishwasher and hand washed our cookware, played with our animals before putting fresh food and water out for them. By the time I got to bed, my wife had started to drift off and told me I took too long and she didn’t want to do anything now. The next night I was sure…

Rick: They’re trying to brainwash you, Morty!

If you think we are going to let you come down here and... wait, are you a CEO?

Garbage bags fulla animal poop + Trebuchet. Source: Comic book Physics! They’re never wrong!

As a guy who has been choked, punched, and elbowed and who has kicked someone in the face, and hit someone with nunchuks (don’t ever attack someone on their home turf, they know where the weapons are), I can honestly say that is one of the most brutal attacks I’ve ever heard. That made me wince.

Anyone else feel like Frank Miller is the M. Night Shyamalan of the comics world? A brilliant piece or two early in his career, followed by a slow descent into chaotic nonsense and tripe? MAYDAY!!!

Pooping for science…fiction!

I once tried a Deus Ex: Human Revolution pacifist run because I wanted to play the way Batman would (no kills, just lots of brutality). Apparently, I accidentally took one of them out during my run and didn't get the achievement. I've never been more pissed at a game, but it did convince me that Batman's "no kill…

Wait, are you seriously arguing that an in-depth journalistic report on a possible miscarriage of justice getting attention is a waste of time?