It's even weirder than that; it's like they do it to prove how "not gay" they are.

These big tough straight dudes love them some ass play

Folks from San Fran are used to handling more than 5 phallic shapes at a time.

I got beat a lot worse when I was a kid too, and nobody got in trouble for that either. I know it's wrong to delight in the misfortune of others and that nothing can undo the psychological damage that was done to you or I, or to the child whose abuse coming to light started this all. That being said, can we make…

I'm hungry for pancakes

I expected more from a librarian.

Spelled counsel wrong, esquire.

So.....................should I drop him from my fantasy team or not?

Crickets

Detroit should get a drink ready for Matt Prater. Too soon?

As a Colts fan, I guarantee that you are correct. Every game is like Weekend at Bernie's.

This one's always popular: What does the N on a Nebraska football player's helmet stand for? Knowledge.

TL;DR

Thanks for the disturbing visual. x2.

Lennay Kekua is a tough block.

With the 10th pick Andy Reid and the Chiefs select....

Armstrong may be Nebraska's QB, but Assstrong certainly is their LG

Watching this game and immediately was like "I'll see this on Deadspin".

It's surprisingly painless to boycott the NFL, on Thursday nights.