What is the word on freezing or at least refrigerating after the double breading? Is it better to keep it fresh?

College kids are dumb.

Russians have an understated brand of comedy.

I would've gone with the Wayans Brothers. Read more

The fu schnicks carried his ass and it wasn't pretty. 2 of them had to get backiotomies and their jumpshot never recovered. Rapping takes it toll on your outside range so you best be good in the post. Spitting rhymes also diminishes your gunfighting ability. Read more

I watched the last half McGobblenuts. Unimpressive.

Drinking beer with a straw is such a girl thing to do. Have none of these people ever heard of a beer bong? Read more

"All right, who replaced my headset with this gigantic black rubber phallus?"

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

I was hoping they could've finished with Cable Guy, dude had the same get-up as Jim Carrey plus mustache.

Yes, Snoop has sort of become a caricature of himself and I'm sure he doesn't give a shit as long as he's got his bud and his millions of dollars. He seems to have a pretty good time at life, so, good for him. Read more

Showing up everywhere high as fuck is a funny way to define marketability, but it works surprisingly so who am I to judge. You'd think he'd be a little more mellow though.

"You're taking the only thing I got left. MY CULTURE!"

To be fair, barricading is also known as locking the door and not coming out. The cops seem to imply that a barricade situation also includes a literal arsenal of weapons, drugs, and hostages. They're not afraid to cause property damage or death to get someone un-barricaded. True heroes.

The hot girl with the goofy nose seems so unimpressed.

They got this if they can wear the throwback Marshall Faulk and Kurt Warner. And Torry Holt and Isaac Bruce. Like back when my fantasy team was relevant.

I don't get it. Are you texting girls or boys? And why are you so bad at it?

She is pretty. I would've said the same. Small boobs notwithstanding. The small chance it might've worked is worth it.