damn, you beat me to it

The terrorists.

Probably misses his chair

Like when Brady got shoved out of bounds on a late hit right before half time and it wasn't called?

IVE CLICKED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY CAN SO FUCK YOU STUPID ARROW IM DONE I DONT EVEN WANT TO WATCH ANYMORE

the thing that's amazing to me is how much his image has changed since the 90s. When the murder trial was going on they had him seeming like the most dangerous musician ever. Couple years later he's the good time party guy featuring on Pharrell songs.

In light of the beef with Young, Snoop added some security measures to his house, namely, a large white line 23' 9" away from the front door.

I'll give you a dollar bill instead of toilet paper and keep feeding you...and feeding you...and feeding you.

...Crunchwrap Supreme?

I'm not aware of the exact instant that cargo shorts stopped being popular and started being hated, but it was an instant, and it had no predication whatsoever.

More like No Balance, amirite?

"You. Do a curl!"

"Never let Charlie get the drop on you" —William Westmoreland, 1966

I keep hearing the Bills got a new owner....but it looks to me like it's still Tom Brady.

Julis: "It's so fuckin' easy!"

Also could have been filed to LOLJETS.

I'd be more impressed with Thomas' knowledge of the Guns N' Roses catalog, but he got the lyrics reversed.

Any time a dog is mentioned in an article: "Quick, I need to post the picture of Boner Dog, even if it holds absolutely zero relevance! Free stars! Free Stars! Everybody give me the stars!"