"I'm going to Google you!"

Phelps' eyes were red and bloodshot.

"The Money Man. He takes 60 minutes and makes 100 million in 60 minutes."

Like an offensive lineman holding his block...

And Cam Newton is preparing for the next time he goes up against Donkey Kong Suh.

Meanwhile, Arian Foster is just tryin'a be the best teammate he can be.

"Black guys ride the Slingshot like this: Zzzzzzzzzz...."

Uhh, if my last name was Bradshaw, as in daughter of Terry Bradshaw, I might hang on to it also. Just saying. This sounds like a classic Ambien tragedy, honestly. It's a hell of a drug.

Budgets and dockets, you gotta manage 'em somehow.

Right, not only do they release the dashcam footage but they make it known that he pissed himself. Talk about trying to embarrass someone. I love how they ask him how far he got in school. WTF is that? And reciting the alphabet without singing is a sign of intoxication?

Even if you're 7'0" its hard to piss with your hands behind your back.

Having been detained by the police before I have a guess. He had to piss and they didn't give him access to a bathroom. I've seen it before and heard different reasons for the police doing it. Sometimes intentionally and sometimes not.

that officer is heard replying, "we don't tell people."

Two glasses of wine, huh? Was he drinking from this?

There's a difference between being censored and being called on pure bullshit. You can say that Janay is gold digger and not a victim and responsible for her own abuse all you want, and then everyone around you is free to respond and call you a stubbled yambag for doing so. The fact that there are still frigging…

Welcome to Kinja, Rooney Mara!

So $77 per hour is the going price for taking up the ass from homeless, syphilitic drifters! Good to know. BTW fuckwad learn how to spell your own screen name.

This burger is so black it has tickets reserved at the Apollo!

Almost as disgusting...