Bullshit. It doesn't get better. These guys have the best black, jew, Mexican, and gay jokes around. They won't share 'em with ESPN.

Pull this off correctly and you'll get Girls, Girls, Girls.

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Skirt steak is also known as minute steak. I've always thought it's a great cut and it seems that retailers pick up on the trendiness and charge accordingly. Dicks! If you have any Mexican grocery stores around your area, you'd be smart to hit them up for really great and cheap ingredients. Skirt steak is the go to…

Are you unsure why your team sucks dude? It's because you're a fucking fag. Not good at what you do either.

Every slideshow of Detroit ruin porn is accompanied by a braying Michigander

But, was it Anti-Semitic copper wire that they were waiting on? Maybe because a couple guys were playing with a penny that was born before 1963?

"But does this mean I'm off the diving team too?"

In Mike Vick's defense, he calls male dogs bitches and whiteboys nigga. After playing in Philly, a completely different value system is put in place.

Anybody remember Big Blue trying to lift a 450 ton section at Miller Park? Lampson now has cranes that can lift up to 3,000 tons.

I spose he never did clarify where he kissed her, huh?

Palmdale... Come back to me... I need you and I love you baby!

I take it you didn't have cast off two by fours with nails pounded through them at camp.

5 minutes before the photo was taken, the brim was overflowing with crack rocks.

That is hardly the most disgusting thing to happen to the Stanley Cup over the years. Barely literate hockey bros with equal amount brain cell to teeth ratio trot this prop around to shitty bars in the hopes of banging some strange. With the Stanley Cup in hand, saying that Krusty puked in it is basically closing the…

You actually had to take a separate class worth two credits before you were allowed to sign up for HPV.

Talk about some old testament fire and brimstone type shit. Gabriel Jordan just got biblical on they ass.

What's the scenario?

George Carlin brought up some very good points.

Well, the guy was Mr. Football for Minnesota. Not Mr. Punter. I hope he spends days in a cell.