jackfoos
JackFoos
jackfoos

Get a rope.

Kenneth knows what semen tastes like and he doesn't like it.

A Schiano man mimicking the career arc of a Schiano man.

Wranglers

really, bro?

"Oh, I'll help you with your slice! Now get off my lawn!"

Introducing Lorenzo Lamas as Renegade

Maybe it's a trick to get him on tax evasion charges. That would be awesome.

Shouldn't those kids be applying at least a little bit of that 90K towards lapdances? I mean providing meals to disadvantaged kids seems a little indulgent in the midst of a race war.

By fair trial, you mean shot multiple times before surrendering right? It's only fair. If you live you're probably not guilty.

I think 50 fucked him up in the second clip. Damn. As long as he doesn't party with Bieber he's a pretty cool dude in my book.

I'm contemplating a lawsuit against the owners and operators too. For not finishing the job.

Just yelled at and reminded what a horrible son I am. Lin's mother is much more understanding.

If they can recast Bluntman and Chronic into Asian female superheroes then they might be onto something. Plus make sure they speak Engrish.

When I was a preteen I did stuff like put saran wrap over the toilet bowl for mothers day.

Must've gotten wokked in the head a few times.

"DUDE, I'm sitting right in front of you I can hear every word that you're saying."

Bell's taking the hit and is gonna get the dui and possession. He didn't travel with the team to Philly. Blount did.

They all claimed it was theirs? They must've thought that they give you your weed back in Pennsylvania after they charge you. That or it was so super hydro-chronic skunked that they all wanted to take credit for such marvelous buds. Football players... smh