jackfoos
JackFoos
jackfoos

He also hunts vampires on the side.

Sounds too risky, he'd probably try to bite it off if you accidentally glue his eyes shut.

In his case Alpha Male means big ol' pussy who's also a closet homosexual. Hard to believe he's environmentally conscious. Maybe he'll find true love in prison, or get shanked.

Blue cheese and sweet tea? Sign me up!

The kid in the dugout laughing his ass off until coach turns around.

It's a singlet fool!

Paul Pierce: Yo, Al? Ever see Scent of a Woman?

Even if he loses his hunting license, judging by the picture above, he'll never lose his license to thrill.

Big bucks, big bucks, no whammie... and stop!

Don't go fawning all over him now.

Kinda like the plot to Rambow.

Thought that was bad? Wait till you see how Seth McFarlane spins it.

If it were his IQ he would literally be the smartest black man in Oklahoma.

Once accepted, and upon successful completion, participants also will receive access to Diamondstein-level legal representation, along with world-class anger remediation therapy hosted by Dr. Buddy Rydell.

It was all pretty cute until they boxed them up and went to beary them in the woods. We should exercise the right to arm bears.

When everyone's hammered, you make the most sober drive or the one with the least dwis. Common logic, even to 13 year olds.

So how much is that in chicken fries per week?

How'd you get ahold of the Jag's playbook?

Why you gon go mess with the Batmans like dat???