But, black people don't like the cold.

It looks like Berman's was only half-full judging by how easily he lifted it, while Carter's was to the brim and you know how he got his boy's back. Or Carter is just a dick. Also, at some point this year, CC should have to do a whole cast wearing a 5 gallon bucket with eyeholes cut out on his head.

Further cementing her status as a badass, Davis brushed the question off with ease and proceeded to coolly and confidentially assure Eric Bollinger that she could strike his punk-ass out any day.

Brooks is ashamed of Eric.

Land of the Lost, #1 sleestak.

and the rest of the Sterling family

She's doing it wrong, everyone else is making $77 an hour.

Bruce Chen took him to the strip club and taught him how to tip afterwards.

I thought he was running the NBA or something.

Why don't you do some alpha male shit? Cock gobbler

Fuck tony stewart.

I'm from Minnesota and a smart one conserves his fuel. Not saying it won't get pissed on... but he just might get a pie c.o.d.

It's off a tee even.

How 'bout smoking in a bar and telling the waitress that she could move some of the fat from her ass right up to her tits?

But, can you give yourself a blowjob?

I went to the bar to get laid and kept on telling girls how sore my elbow was. Amazingly, it worked.

Girls lie and always say it's the longest they've ever seen.