helicopters are named after African native ijunssss. Why? There is a very good reason. It's usually to validate parking and to reinforce a stereotype along the lines of brown paper bags and culturally polarizing racial stereotypes.

ewe n dis tread... 'minds me a hom'scoolin' guv.

most men aren't fans of paying for it. Most men are wrong.

Illegal motion. 5yds.

Esquires. #Keepitfaggy

So, I click the link and I am immediately redirected to the most brutally hardcore enema pornsite I have ever seen. I say to myself, "man, a broken leg sucks as much as having my ass broke, is there a GOD? People pay for this shit? When is regular porn not enough?" As I page Marv Albert, the guys at Comcast, and…

Easy, easy... bro. Some of my best friends are black. I meet native americans every day who keep on telling me how much they love the Redskins professional football club. Sometimes I buy them cold medication and other times it's paint. They swear it's not racist.

My dog is afraid of you.

Hunter Pence says Theismann should change his name to "something not as offensive."

SuperBeta Prostate allows the ease of movement for Snyder's arm and fingers to work the jaw in a way favorable to the Redskins organization.

Way to knock down that liner with your face, Da

Hunter Pence bailed out Ricky and Julian.

Hunter Pence threw away his TotalGym after meeting Chuck Norris.

This is why Phil Hughes is still batting down phantom screamers and falling away from the mound.

Is this why ultra runners are supposed to drink a lot of booze? because it's mind-numbingly boring?

horsecock around the fire extinguisher.

Pretty sure that one is actually written down somewhere, probably on the same page of the playbook that illustrates following the lead blocker to the hole...

A slumpbuster is the waitress you pick up at the wafflehouse after a good night of drinking.

Hunter Pence still has a pager.