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Hunter Pence shaved your dog's ass and taught it to walk backwards.

futanari dick pics with angry pubic hair...

Hunter Pence makes sex to above average looking chicks.

Hunter Pence has a gray wig with leather sideburns.

I wonder how much he can fetch for foosball's money phone?

What's the point of being rich and powerful if you don't abuse that power? The jokes really on the reporter once the bitch gets her ass whooped worse than before.

What would be more funny would be drafting Peyton, Charles, McCoy, Demaryius, Julio, Graham, Jordy, Demarco, then draft your Ks and D/STs in your mock draft. On Draft Day go for autodraft. It's all won on the waiver wire anyway.

Roddy White, left, stands next to Brian Hoyt, twitter bully, after paying up hush money.

before things got rowdy.

We also would have accepted "Batboy" and "the cryptkeeper"

Ohio 1 - World 0. This could shape up to be a very long series.

He has to clean the lint out of that twice a day.

"It's cool... and we wouldn't want to upset my brother Ray... amirite?"

what the fuck dude? I surmise you're not so awesome because that insult is about as limp as the stuff they put beside your well-well steak. maybe it's parsley maybe it's kale... maybe you get that limp stuff in your fingers and slobber on it and roll it all around and make faces at it and eventually suck it up and

A creepy vagina eating sushi is rather anticlimactic, don't you think?