This site has a blind spot where Whataburger is concerned.

Wing Stop's ranch dressing is the best ranch I have had. We always get extra for use in salads, chip and pizza dip, and similar applications. 

Seriously... where the hell did this title come from if not to show WTF the “Candies of 2021" actually ARE?!

Seems like Wallace opened himself a can of whoops-ass.

I’m now having “Baby Genital Reveal Party Planner” business cards made. Killer advice, thank you. 

Blue food is hideously unappetizing. So are gender reveals. 

Okay, I’ll bite. Out of a cast of four leads: 1 lead, or 25% of the main cast, is a dark-skinned black man (Corey Hawkins). He’s not Latinx - but this is still a film where non-light-skinned, black folks are represented. 1 lead, or another 25%, identifies as Afro-Latinx (Leslie Grace), and is Dominican. Yes, she is…

Seriously, this has ruined your season? A revision to a goddamned commercial? This is a major part of your holiday? GET A LIFE!

Holy lord what a pathetic thing to get upset about. Are we seriously at the point now that people cry and scream and freak out over a billion dollar company changing a commercial to advertise? Freakout cancel culture was already sad, but this? The whole point is to sell a product, not be your Andy William’s album…

More like a sowing circle, amirite?

Texting someone out of the blue to tell them you’re masturbating with a cucumber is highly inappropriate. That person has boundaries, Jan.

Feel better? 

Possibly the greatest debut album by any artist, ever.

My camping doughnut recipe is a little different.

Off the top of my head: Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips, the old Wendy’s fries, and the old Kraft Mac & Cheese formula (before it had to be microwavable).

All pizzas have their wonderful quirks, those features that shine through and make life special. For some, it’s a crust; for others, it’s a cheese; some have a peculiar sauce, or special toppings. All pizzas have something to contribute to the culinary world.

It’s obviously battered fish.

Always a tip. The money kind. 

They wanted a switch and that’s what they got. I don’t see the problem.

One of my favorite quotes from Julia Child: