“That’s less likely to be stale than some obscure Greek wine by the glass for sale at a sports bar outside Gary, Indiana.”

Ahh the old Bono Argument. agreed

There’s a local joint that adds fried diced pepperoni to their garlic Parmesan wings and they say that they outsell their regular wings 2:1

No. he tried to REVERSE the process to make water

RIGHT? I can tell People who don’t live in a community with a healthy amount of these wack jobs.

Phyllis’s husband is a blue collar business owner that probably got told one time that republicans mean more money for him and he believed it, she probably votes the way he does.

and not to pick on just you... but all of Y’All DON’T think Dwight’s a batshit libertarian? 

You’re taking the context of a book, movie, and T.V. series from a negative comment.

DUUUUDE......

for my wife it’s excessive cleaning at 7 in the morning and ruining our one morning of the week to sleep in.

Well the cool food dudes around here will balk if I say anything like Pretty good 

She probably thought it was like a Noodles and Company... It’s ok, I had a first date at a Logan’s and she ordered mashed potatos and asked for steak sauce and proceeded to create a 1:1 mashed potato and steak sauce combination that smelled God Awful

Enough about the girl... Tell me about the BAO!

A relationship is hearing about someone else’s poop, love is genuinely hoping that it turns out alright for them

Don’t stop looking for your museum nerd pairing. My wife and I make a point of visiting at least one museum/cultural learning experience on every vacation we go on and it’s so great. Also make use of the air BnB experience options, you don’t need to be staying in an AirBnB to do them, but so far we have :

Ew... Glad you didn’t have to waste too much time. 

Subway’s Meatball with Pepperoni, oregano, and provolone toasted Italian herb and cheese is incredibly passable.

I’m at my desk during a planning meeting, and the four loko drop at the end of this comment made me actually laugh out loud. 

No bitterness indeed sir and the groundless personal attacks continue.

The fact that you throw that out casually is a sign that you have a fragility issue and can’t handle anonymous criticism from someone who means nothing to you.

I didn’t call you a woman, I bet your wife never complained about temperature. Doesn’t change that people who complain about a moderate temperature suck. But nice try baiting that argument.