You should try walking down the street minding your own business and hearing someone yell a fat joke at you.
or having people ask your wife why she is with you...
or being shot dirty looks in public when your food order arrives 

uggggh there’s always a delivery pizza coupon for the price of lower than PapaMurphy’s not worth time or effort

one tablespoon mayo, one tablespoon ketchup, 1/2 tesspoon garlic, 1/4 teaspoon lowry’s.... Do It.

International Scout for 2500

And Ellen Degeneres did it before this lady claims to have done it first. Saturday night live has done similar bits. The pink branding argument also goesback to Mad TV with Sketch promoting a pink gun. Ain’t nothing new

And Ellen Degeneres did it before this lady claims to have done it first. Saturday night live has done similar bits. The pink branding argument also goesback to Mad TV with Sketch promoting a pink gun. Ain’t nothing new

And Ellen Degeneres did it before this lady claims to have done it first. Saturday night live has done similar bits. The pink branding argument also goesback to Mad TV with Sketch promoting a pink gun. Ain’t nothing new

I just want them and Qdoba to go back to steaming the burritos, none of this grill press shit. It may be the most Fat man’s sentenc I’ve ever written, but I get legitimately sad when I think I’ll never know the joy of that warm stretchy steamed tortilla again. 

Hot take: You’re an absolute child if you make a scene over a break up public or private.

EXACTLY! Just like Letters to Cleo Sang, You gotta be cruel to be kind

I stopped reading after he identified John Stewart as a marvel hero

wow, with charm and Charisma like that I bet you’re surefire hit at those 4 star restaurants

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/laundry-pods-can-be-fatal-adults-dementia-n773366

This is my fiancee with Indian. The Nav Ratan Korma she ordered on our first date at the restaurant we went to was so good that she has never ordered another Indian Dish.

We have a “Gourmet” (read “Hipster”) burger place in town that doesn’t have Ketchup in their building and will try to sneak your picture for their online wall of shame if they catch you using it

I was right... it was Love’s claim about Siamese dream that has been debunked

1. Starf***ers Inc. By Trent Reznor

I’m calling daughter/grand daughter

or B’Wana Beast is modeled himself after this guy (relative), When Amaya was in captivity I was hoping for like a tooth to fall off the toem necklace and for that guy to pick it up, giving him animal chatline powers

you are all going to feel weird when it’s announced she’s her daughter