I can't imagine hating myself this much

Alternate dimension, which is why she first showed up in Spider-Verse. Kids these days!

Come on, watch Road House already, you’ll learn the power and glory of Jeff Healey

Realms and Planescape are two different animals. In case you haven’t noticed, D&D is 100% Realms now. Even settings like Ravenloft have to be tied back to the Realms in order for them to be deemed marketable. The DM’s Guild guidelines are the same. In other words, “play in our Realms sandbox all you want - everything…

Hasbro will automatically deny any project using one of the D&D world IPs if it isn’t “on brand.”

You’d be wrong about that.

Have you experienced this? I’ve had two guys who bullied (or tried to bully) me in high school send me Facebook friend requests in the last six months or so. Did they think we were friends? I can’t imagine that reality tunnel.

Note that the article does not directly reference the TRPG Adventurer’s League or Out of the Abyss adventure path, so please don’t think that in the TRPG, the players will be second fiddle to Drizzt. Thanks.

I think comedians are supposed to be funny. Replace "comedian" with "cautionary tale" and I think you might be in the right

#NotAllWhites, right?

Colorblindness is racism. Pretending everything is a-ok and lah dee dah only works if you are not part of the oppressed minority.

Oddly, there seems to be a pattern emerging: whenever someone uses the word "butthurt", conversationally, it seems that I can safely discount their opinion. Thanks for continuing the trend.

Nice reference!

I don't see any images so... eyes? Because potatoes have eyes. I thought you might have meant blood, but my eyes are definitely red right now.

If you don't know the difference between rape and sex, my friend, you have much bigger problems to deal with

Jokes are funny.

Yeah, uh... you guys can pretty much just shut the fuck up. I'm moving to Rock Paper Shotgun from now on. You sound like a bunch of assholes, Kotaku, and you get no more hits from me.

I'll take Rumiko Takahashi over Akira Toriyama any day. Urusei Yatsura and Ranma 1/2 are classics. How about a little love for Maison Ikkoku?

Hear, hear.

It's scandalous how poorly Tron: Uprising is being treated. I happen to think it's a brilliant show.

"obsession"