There’s that old Gawker feeling.

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

I heard Yanni

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

That still counts!

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

Right, Canada has beaten the US for gold in every Olympics since 2002 but sure, they were faves.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

HMMMMMM

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.