Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Say “ee-yan” Eagle outloud a couple times in a row and see for yourself.

Reminds me of an Onion article where Jared Leto thanks acting for being something easy that everyone can do.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

I’ve been through the worst.

It’s refreshing to see a story about a basketball star worried about keeping children out of a Ball’s mouth instead of some other combo those words.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

Appropriate use of gif.

Harbaugh: Twitter is a great resource for recruiting, especially when it comes to offensive linemen. You wouldn’t believe how many people are looking for a RT on there.

Somehow, this man embodies the batshit mentality of hypercompetitive athletes in the most positive way possible. Clearly, he is the Chaotic Good.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

I agree that it’s not fair. But it sure is fun!

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

I will never take this for granted. It came out nowhere in 2001, and it will go away probably just as fast. I’m happy to have been around to watch it while it lasts.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.