“What’s attendance mean?”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

Al Davis in hell right now

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

Naw

Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

Thank you for participating.

This is like the ending of a m. night shyamalan movie. Report on all the losses then boom - report on a win. And that they didn’t make the playoffs. A+ effort Samer and friends.

I will miss seeing these.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

Not big on walls though.

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....