Never good when a high profile of your organization is arrested with team apparel on in the mugshot.

Jay Mariotti.

Too bad Floyd can’t read it.

I don't know who Pete Carroll believes in less: Marshawn Lynch or the 9/11 Commission.

"Gregory Carlton Anthony (born November 15, 1967) is an American former National Basketball Association (NBA)basketball player and current television analyst for CBS Sports. Anthony also contributes to Yahoo! Sports as a college basketball analyst. He love dem hookers doe."

Both of them talking exclusively about David Blatt.

Obama announced his candidacy on February 10, 2007; months before December 2007.

This still ranks up there, though.

Ice Bucket Challenge Failures.

Marcel Reese somehow is a Pro Bowler but Odell isn't? Ludicrous.

"Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime." Anybody?

Rose, Parker, what's with these young stars out of Chicago and terrible, career-threatening injuries?

"This will probably not come as a shock, but FIFA really, really cares about its brand." (Upon hearing the word "brand," Darren Rovell lifts his head and stares out the window.)

Wait...a positive story about UVA?

I'd like think that after Russell Wilson fucked this girl he just went back to his artificially manicured "Go Hawks!" post-game press conference send-off.

I just wanted to give Tom one more ring...

As if St. Louis couldn't get anymore divided.

I'd do the same thing if I were playing the Raiders.

Thanksgiving plans?