I guess you're not a Catholic then.

Glens Falls is my hometown and it makes me progressively sadder and sadder to see us fuck up something so innocent like a fucking mascot introduction.

You had me until you said we should have seven games for the DS. That'd be nightmarish, honestly. Keep the Wild Card to one game, DS to three, CS at five and World Series at seven.

Why do they even record these games at all? Is there that grand of a market for middle school football games?

PBR IS GOOD, PBR IS LIFE, FUCK YOU.

I assume 'Brock' is a nickname for Steve.

-1 for lame Barbaro joke when there are so many other horse jokes to work with.

I was terrible at baseball and everyone knew it. I was always afraid of getting hit by the pitch so I would step out of the box and swing so as to not, you know, get hit by pitch. But I struck out a lot. I think I may have had three hits over two seasons. One day I was up to bat and as usual I stepped out and…