Iggy is looking pretty leathery, but its not fair to call him a lizard.

The Lobster is coming to Netflix in December.

Also, this is what the baby who played Brady looks like now, in case you were curious.

Westies are the best. I had one from the time he was a puppy until he died in 2011, and he was the smartest, cutest, most loyal dog I’ve ever had. I love all my dogs, but he holds a special place in my heart. RIP my sweet McRae.

As a fellow possessor of ears, I understand his feelings towards them.

As long as I have to give up personal information in order to avail myself, then none of this free food is really free.

I’m just so grateful to see a Netflix movie that FINALLY reflects my own personal experience.

As a dick owner I cannot support this... But I understand.

May I add that they always find a Lego under their bare feet? 

Better headline: “Schedule two appointments in one day: first-in-the-morning and first-after-lunch”

I’m really not trying to be a dick, but I read this several months ago. As far as I know, it is still good for your brain, and fish oils are among the best for over all good health. They are Omega 3 Oils which are superior anti-inflammatories, as opposed to the majority of oils which we consume, which are Omega 6 -…

According to Twitter it’s #NationalCatDay...nice shade, Jezebel.

This is like me every time I walk into Trader Joe’s and realize it's not an actual grocery store so much as a giant snack pantry.

My viewing buddy is ready to watch this with me. She’s quite excited!

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is. 

Cuz that table you want is in Carla’s section and Carla’s on a smoke break, but if Carla comes back and finds Denise waiting on a table in her section there’s gonna be a murder. 

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

The google search to try and back up your (bad) opinion is an interesting choice. I don’t want to see more lame-ass opinion pieces that want me to sit in a tube in the sky for extended amounts of time smelling other people’s farts stone cold sober.

this reminds me of that part in The Handmaid’s Tale where Serena Joy is forced to throw out the books SHE WROTE on conservative values because the culture that SHE CREATED does not allow women to read. these women are literally creating their own oppressors.

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.