Looks like they could drop off a toothbrush or two as well.

Anita Hill came forward nationally in 1991. Clarence Thomas is a Supreme Court Justice.

Thank you!

Agreed, and I’m sure she’s doing what’s best for her dog. I know my older pup wouldn’t be able to handle a transatlantic trek. Her anxiety would probably kill her en route and staying with a trusted friend would be a real possibility. I’m sure this is just the tip of the iceberg regarding what Meghan will now be…

“if/when it never leaks”

Sheer hilarity on a scale ewe can’t baa-lieve.

There’s really only one picture necessary to understand the Faroe Islands.

Mutton wrong with this.

I feel like the first step in faking your own death would be “Don’t date celebrity who will amplify interest in circumstances around your death.” I mean, really, that’s fake your own death 101.

I’m sure he’s just stranded at the drive-in.

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

This gives me hope that rather than starting a lifestyle brand, when Jennifer Lawrence is 40, she can host a talk show.

Oh, this is looking good - Papadopoulos may have been wearing a wire. And thank god we get to say “Papadopoulos” a thousand times a during this whole circus!

Calling “Crooked Hillary and the Dems” as a band name now.

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

I would tell you how to adopt one but I’m afraid you wouldn’t follow the instructions.

I was sure that sentence was going to end with “am terrible at sniffing bombs”.

oh my god shut up