sure, a dog can survive on vegetables or garbage - but you’re an asshole if you put your politics in your dog’s food bowl - dogs by their nature are meat eaters - my dog lives on a raw diet - bones and meat in the morning and veggies at night. If you’re so concerned about the planet, don’t have a pet...

Deplorables’ ability to ignore the shit he actually says and does - and to actually deny that he said and did it - amazes me every fucking time.

Blake Lively already had a presence by the time the show aired, though. In contrast, I feel that Blair’s plot lines grew much more thoughtful and actually began to take precedence over Serena’s in no small part because of Leighton Meester. Blair’s character grew alongside Chuck’s whereas Serena’s plots were more or…

After an “incident” in the bathroom in kindergarten, I went like 12 years without taking a shit in a public toilet. Then I lived in dorms for a semester in college and we only had one shared bathroom per floor and I got over that pretty quick. Now I try to time it so I can shit at work whenever possible. Might as well…

Also, courtesy flush. There’s no reason to let your poop linger in the bowl, stinking up the joint. Flush as soon as you poo, people!

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

Ironically, the show is at its best when the leads are out of their costumes

C’mon ‘Toy Division’ would have been so much better:

It’s called dehydration, dumbass.

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Woah woah, is there a beginners “How to have any sex life” course you can give us before getting out hopes up with a better sex life?

I would watch a show of her watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians and shittalking them throughout.

THANK YOU FOR SHARING MY RAGE AT INCORRECT SMALL RODENT IDENTIFICATION ON THE INTERNETS.

THAT’S NOT A RAT IN THE PHOTO, THOUGH, OMG!!! I AM MAD ON THE INTERNET!!!! (Think it’s a prairie dog?) (Judges?)

Have you heard of the Raveonettes? They’re a Danish noise-pop duo. They mix squalling guitars with a bit of 50s/60s surf-type music. One of my favorites from a recent album:

We should also ban “I caught a fish” selfies, but the tiger selfies are more pressing.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

I bought my friend a stuffed unicorn named Sparkle Farts and it farts and speaks in a British accent. This was an excellent purchase in my opinion.

I’d just like to point out that I greatly dislike the term “Frunk.” I much prefer the combination of the British-sourced “Boot” with the common “Front” for the delightful “Froot.”

It was recently reported that two days ago several shelter volunteers have gone to the break room but did not return for their duties. Their new celebrity cat was asked if he had any information on the matter. He remains silent and spends a good amount of time licking his paws.