I can honestly say I was alive before men walked on the moon. Sure, it was for less than a year, but that counts!
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Hated this show from the first five minutes, hate-watched the entire season in an afternoon, texted my friends about how much I hated it the whole time. It was terrible. I am terrible.
The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.
oh hey, someone took a video of me dancing
#justice4lamby
How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?
That all makes so much sense, thanks! And also, hello well-endowed soldier, you single?
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Egg cartons generally do not contain salmonella. There’s a tiny chance that they might, but only if salmonella was present at the farm where they originated or at the packaging facility.
Not to alarm you, but Ascot hats are a British Class Designator.
I’m just here for the avocado toast
That picture is only 92 sponges. Count your order when it comes in, people!
That picture is only 92 sponges. Count your order when it comes in, people!
Pepe is a nickname for Jose,Giuseppe, Jusepe. In Latin, Saint Joseph’s name is always followed by the letters “P.P” for pater putativus (commonly accepted) father of Jesus Christ. In Spanish, the letter “P” is pronounced “peh” giving rise to the nickname Pepe for Jose
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Following her breakout role as Molly Solverson in FX’s Fargo, Allison Tolman was determined to find another role as…
It seems very Russian to insult someone by saying they have “weak hands”.
Maybe she’s a crier? I am. I cry at everything. I cried all morning today.
Okay but I would still use toilet paper to dry myself after all that.
I say it! It’s a great word, and I’m not sorry.