I’d say 1998, judging by that bandage dress.

I have never seen a mask so improve a person’s looks.

Dear X Æ A-12,

Remember when we thought Apple was a dumb name?  

groundhogs chew like they’re a person chewing gum who’s getting ready to yell at someone.

Fun fact about the welsh language, during ww2 the British used it as their code because almost all speakers of the language were located within England.

Four years ago, a woman garnered millions more votes in this country.

. . .Are you my neighbor? Because I just want to say, when I came over to help you with your garbage, I just wanted to be neighborly. Sorry to have scared you.

* Except that kid and the other kids. It ain’t their fault their parents are the fucking worst. 

Potentially controversial hottake incoming

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that Elizabeth Warren has an awesome Golden Retriever and actually knows how to interact with a good dog.

Kirkland brand. It’s soft enough, tough, a good value and convenient to purchase.

Kirkland brand. It’s soft enough, tough, a good value and convenient to purchase.

I’m partial to “Little shit, here you listen!”

Maybe they could do a sci-fi movie: ‘The Skarsgardians of the Galaxy’.

When I saw the title of the new show I thought someone was finally smart enough to gather the whole Skarsgard family and have them do a show about the Norse gods.

Two things: 1) his Twitter feed is proof that he CAN’T SPELL and 2) things are spelled out for him phonetically on his teleprompter because he really CAN’T READ.

My husband adores Olivia Coleman, which makes me happy because if frizzy haired funny women are his type I'm set for LIFE 

That Paul Rudd appearance really did appear to be unplanned. He does seem like the kind of guy who would walk alone down to the nearest CVS for toothpaste while not realizing how famous he is.

I wonder if Emma is active in her church and this photo was taken on a Monday. I can see Emma doing a big bake for the after-service social (where she is in fierce competition with Sue over who makes the superior hot cross buns) and brought in the leftovers for the office to enjoy. You can see she’s saying “Good…

This is obviously made up. Nearly every version of that woman (and her male counterpart) that I’ve worked with does not smile. Her spirit is broken, just like her body. Younger employees should look at her and see their futures.