Better headline: “Schedule two appointments in one day: first-in-the-morning and first-after-lunch”

I’m really not trying to be a dick, but I read this several months ago. As far as I know, it is still good for your brain, and fish oils are among the best for over all good health. They are Omega 3 Oils which are superior anti-inflammatories, as opposed to the majority of oils which we consume, which are Omega 6 -…

According to Twitter it’s #NationalCatDay...nice shade, Jezebel.

This is like me every time I walk into Trader Joe’s and realize it's not an actual grocery store so much as a giant snack pantry.

My viewing buddy is ready to watch this with me. She’s quite excited!

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is. 

She said the tiny cephalopods were likely either Octopus cyanea (sometimes referred to as the “day octopus”) or Octopus ornatus (sometimes referred to as the “night octopus”), though the team couldn’t be sure of the species.

Cuz that table you want is in Carla’s section and Carla’s on a smoke break, but if Carla comes back and finds Denise waiting on a table in her section there’s gonna be a murder. 

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

The google search to try and back up your (bad) opinion is an interesting choice. I don’t want to see more lame-ass opinion pieces that want me to sit in a tube in the sky for extended amounts of time smelling other people’s farts stone cold sober.

123% - That’s like Texas full.

And just like ANY tool, used improperly, ANY leash can be a danger. A regular nylon leash can be just as hazardous - the dog can jerk your arm and pull you off course if you’re not prepared, or wrap you or others up if you’re not prepared. I’m sorry that you and others who may not use these leashes don’t know how to…

And just like ANY tool, used improperly, ANY leash can be a danger. A regular nylon leash can be just as hazardous -…

Oh gods, please go troll somewhere else. I’ve worked with retractable leashes for years for smaller dogs, and know how to use them; I’m sorry if there are others that are irresponsible jackasses that let their dogs run willy nilly and don’t know how to press a button to stop them.

Oh gods, please go troll somewhere else. I’ve worked with retractable leashes for years for smaller dogs, and know…

I am Ikea’s dream customer. I go in fully intending to eat meatballs and ogle things I have no need for. I always express my gratitude when Ikea provides me with big tote bags, pencils, and measuring ribbons. I follow the path. It’s too late for me! Save yourself!

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

If a host is filming you in an area where you should reasonably expect privacy (like a bathroom or bedroom,) isn’t that potentially a crime? Shouldn’t you be contacting the police?

Dangerous Pineapples shall be my new band’s name. Or maybe Galvanized Metal Leaves.

They should probably each go their own way

this reminds me of that part in The Handmaid’s Tale where Serena Joy is forced to throw out the books SHE WROTE on conservative values because the culture that SHE CREATED does not allow women to read. these women are literally creating their own oppressors.

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.