If they got their acts together, it wouldn’t take the men longer to do what women achieve in 42 less minutes!

It’s written by the super smart and hilarious Irish lass, Sharon Horgan (Catastrophe, Pulling), so deal me in!

Non (or light) barrel aged ones are good. California Butter Bottles are terrible

“He once enjoyed being around me” is how I will now sum up every past sex experience with a gentleman bud.

Is that Kim!?

My dog routinely outsmarts me .... but ... that's not really saying much.

One this is for certain—it involves algebra.

Millennials have been known to go to a doctor for getting their feelings hurt.

Bizarre Love Triangle

Regardless of how badly I sometimes want a reuben, I enjoy that smug satisfaction that my decision to not eat beef (or pork, or any mammal) grants me when news like this comes out. :smugface:

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

A good one.

I have two children and I think two children is one too many.

I am reluctantly charmed.

I keep thinking about how it might feel to be Vladimir Putin and have the former President of the United States paint such an unflattering portrait of you.

Here’s one where W tells Laura he’s going to go frolic in the park with Barney. He’s good!

I hope I’m rich enough to afford an invisible chair someday.

This made me laugh very hard. It is absolutely true - I do it and lots of others do, too.