Kylie doesn’t even look like Kylie.

my dad has been remodeling the kitchen for five years.

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

But is it more offensive to assume transgender people lack any sense of humor about their lives at all?

I want a biopic starring Parker Posey.

THIS.

I work one on one with clients, which means I can’t smell like ass and B.O. Instead of skipping showers to avoid drying out your skin, just use gentle soap and some goddamn moisturizer and don't take 35 minute scalding hot showers.

I’m fully aware of everything in this article. I however, still choose to shower every day because despite commonly held belief, I am not in fact a goddamn savage.

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

I visited a wildlife sanctuary in Tasssie last month and a worker brought out this baby she was fostering. Her mum has been hit by a car and she was being fostered until she was old enough to be released back into the wild. Her name: Mariah.

My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.

Or you can slap a microfiber cloth on the bottom of the Swiffer.

There is only one thing you need to for a successful instagram: A cat. Time for an official Vatican Pope Cat.

[Raises hand] Mrs. Daisuke puts a few in her vegetarian chili, I can say she also forgets to take them out now and again. But lads, here's a top tip; if someone makes you food, don't complain.

Wait, this isn’t from a JCrew catalog?

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic…

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

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