I know a couple of people who gave away their dogs when they had babies. It made me so sad.

I know what you mean, but I can assure you that my little guy gets the best of everything including my love and attention. He'd be happier if I stayed home with him everyday & we got to have adventures every day of the week, but I think somewhere he understands that someone has got to make the bank to buy all those…

I'm pretty sure if you are divorced, you are not a spinster. It's us never married types that are spinsters. Get your Victorian labels right.

Not red enough I guess.

I love Meryl & Kevin with all my heart, but aren't they just a little past an appropriate age to play Romeo & Juliet?

The otters think there favorite show "new girl" is on the really big screen TV.

My terrier attacks it when I push it forward. The front of the vacumn is all chewed up.

Jessica Simpson has the gestational period of an elephant.

You still need a pelvic exam every year though, even if they don't snag a bit of your cervix.

This isn't so surprising to me. It's nice that the nurse is so caring.

That last picture reminds me of my Mom's nails. I cannot think they are pretty or elegant.

Many years ago, I had period sex with a long distance BF all over the house just before running to the airport to go home. We were so into it, we didn't realize & the house looked like a murder scene when it was over.

And a mondern Barbie stool.

Me too. Highlighting the best nouveau beaujolais I had last season. Is it because we love them so much?

I've taken to doing a gentle scrub with some organic sugary & a touch of water, then applying some Lysine to my lips a couple of times a week. It seems to be doing the trick. They are much smoother.

I always knew Kiss was going to go country one day. It's been obvious for a long time.

He's supplied an over abundance of d**k!

Most of these look like costumes from Dancing with the Stars.

My take is that it should be pronounced Rapunksel.

I'm starting to feel lucky that I stopped having my period early. Don't have to think about this stuff anymore, but I do have a few in the cabinet for friends.