Love the back of this.

If it had a better skirt... I'd be all over this.

Those sleeves! This dress remind me of a vampire costume that I wore once...

Alamuddin is a way prettier name than Clooney.

I have no idea what the point of this was, but it was about Rihanna and therefore I approve. Will The Rih Rihport be a regular feature? I vote yes.

Why do you make fun of Zack de la Rocha? I'm sad :( . Seriously he would scare the crap out of anyone.

He rapped Through The Wire WHILE his jaw was wired shut. It's definitely different now than it was before the surgery.

I think he even references the surgery in "Through the Wire," right?

You know what, I feel bad for not knowing that.

I think people misconstrue Kanye's resting face as angry, which is not his fault — extensive jaw surgery set it a certain way.

IDGI. I mean, I could do without her shoes, but I think they both look phenomenal. Sure, I wouldn't wear either outfit to Target, but I also wouldn't wear my Target yoga pants to a Balmain runway show.

With all those stupid as fuck reason to ban books that one really stood out. Takes some doing.

How else could anybody claim 1984 to be pro-any totalitarian regime with a straight face?

I don't even necessarily think second grade is too early for it, but "SURPRISE YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT VAGINAS NOW" really isn't the best way to handle that at all. That's some shit you need to think about how to approach beforehand, as a teacher.

I'm no fan of the Situation (typing that alone gave me a nosebleed), but I think Chrissy Teigen is wandering into pot and kettle territory there.

This whole list reads like one of those "everything I need to know I learned..." posters. And not one of the particularly good ones.

Uh, as a parent of a 13 year old girl....I very much don't want her to go out "— out anywhere where young men drink alcohol."

Yeah...I also feel like generally teenage girls don't need to be told to count calories, or go into bars with drunk adult men.

Thirteen year olds, go out and hang out with drunk boys? Don't eat potatoes and bread or else you'll get fat (god forbid!)? What is this crock of shit? Feminist author, okaayy suuuure.