WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS AND WHY WOULD I READ IT?!

Oh my god! That reminded me of one of the creepiest things that ever happened to me - I was sleeping at a new boyfriend’s apartment for the first time, and I woke up to see a little man, troll-like, staring at me. Trying to process in my sleep haze I just stared back, until he grabbed my arm and bit it! I kinda…

NO!

Just add this at the bottom as reason #478 that I am not having children.

Been waiting for this all year!!! Yay!

Also, she rhymes it with swag, so...

Totally not a winner but delightfully ironic! So ironic, in fact, that it only happened thirty minutes ago as I plunk away at the keyboard. Keep this in mind as you read and try not to be too disappointed. Thanksss.

That’s why there are always cats hanging around inside of vet’s offices? For blood transfusions? I never knew!

I used to work in a very remote town, while living in my hometown 30 miles away. I was 20 and my Dad had just secured me my very first car to make the commute, it was a mid 1990’s Thunderbird with oxidizing paint, leaked every fluid I put into it, and had shitty gas mileage. Needless to say I was in love.

I came across these stories last year and I found them hard to get through, I guess I’m a wuss, but last January something really weird happened to me and I’ve wanted to share it ever since.

This is so sad and makes me more terrified for the dead than for the living.

Here is a story that I have not shared before because honestly- it creeps me the fuck out. I don’t like thinking about it. I don’t like the things it implies about the nature of the universe we inhabit, and it fills me with existential dread. It also happens to involve a friend’s suicide, so it’s not the easiest thing…

FINALLY!!! I have been waiting all year for this!! Here is my story.

I thought I would share a story of my dad’s. Our family has many stories where none of us can quite explain it, to non skeptics we believe we are definitely clairvoyant to some degree. My parents tell me stories from when I was younger, I’m not as in tuned to it as they are but this story of my dads is from his days…

“Frankly, the creepiest stories I ever heard from him were how his step-son would sleepwalk with his eyes open, often wandering into their room and just standing there next to the bed.”

YAY, I’m so excited! Anyways, I don’t know if this is scary but it creeped me out.

ok...we won’t tell you..................

I walked my dog without a bra on this morning so I’m basically Rihanna.

“Sort of like when the Archduke Ferdinand announced his courtship to that bullet.”

THIS IS SO AWESOME