jace1999
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jace1999

I just started following and participating in the makeup and skin care boards on Reddit. They have helpful beginner guides and FAQ.

Humanoid creatures are the most terrifying for me. So disturbing.

Have you posted this story before? Here or maybe somewhere else online? I have read it before.

Not sleeping on my back and wearing a sleep mask has helped me some with sleep paralysis.

Nurse Practitioner, I believe.

This is my favorite thing that happens on the internet.

I think it’s “hot sauce in my bag.”

Someone told me about someone who insisted the lyrics in Formation are “I got hot sauce on my bat,” but I was like what no way it’s “hot sauce in my bag” and I felt vindicated because Beyonce’s website sells tote bags that say “hot sauce in my bag” so even though the bat is central this video I still think I’m right.

In case you hadn’t realized Beyonce is actually the fiercest female MC.

This song is very important to me, but this is news to me. Sometimes lyrics sound like something that doesn’t make complete sense and I just stick with it. I thought it was “Are you Ellie?” but I never thought very hard about it.

I have sunspots that I want to fade, but I like my skin tone and do not want to look “whiter.” I see products that claim to “brighten” skin and worry this is just coded language. I live in the US. Does “brighten” actually mean make whiter? I prefer to have a tan face and find skin lightening to be really awful and sad.

I got my first unsolicited dick pic yesterday. It was actually MORE than unsolicited. He asked if I wanted to see and I said “No.” So then he sent me two...I told him he was being rude and he was like “sorry.” I’m thinking, “Wow, this guy literally wouldn’t take ‘No’ for an answer.” How awful. Fortunately, I was able

Where is our beloved yearly scary story thread? I haven’t missed it have I? Every year I spend hours on that thing and it’s my favorite thing that happens on the internet.

A minor point, but it’s really weird to me that failing calculus would keep her from graduating high school. At my school, calculus was not required and while failing might jeopardize college acceptance, it would not stop someone from graduating. Such an advanced class usually isn’t a requirement.

Is this a joke? Here’s my dream cast: not white people.

Kit is beautiful in all his iterations.

Mel Gibson had a child with his mistress some time in the past 5 years or so. It is not possible he is dating someone that age..........

Maybe it was a “I left my purse on the roof of the car” type situation.

“I’ll put avocado on anything!” -My mom, about an hour ago

So fucked up. Is calling your actions a prank becoming a catch-all way to excuse being a gigantic asshole?