This! I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. The “cutting” cake can even be several fake tiers, with one real tier that you cut into. Then, sheet cake for everyone.

I read another article about this product which said each underwear holds about 3 tampons worth of blood.

This is a real thing that exists. I don’t know what it’s called, though.

I thought everyone knew that Jake Gyllenhaal secured Taylor’s vcard. That’s why the album about him is called Red.

“true love doesn’t need contracts” But marriage is a contract................

I just came here to say that Ciara looks like a completely different person in every photo I have seen of her, ever. Like, she’s been around for a while, yet I am still not sure what she looks like. Her nose just looks completely different from every conceivable angle. Came here hoping SOMEONE would at least kind of…

What is the situation down there? Is he just like a Ken doll? Or a Ken doll with balls???

Maybe he uses a strap-on and she doesn’t pay close attention. I mean I would notice immediately because, you know, I look at the thing, but I guess anything is possible when it comes to people not understanding and/or being shy/afraid of sex.

I once heard someone say that two of my cousins (10+ years older than me, having same mother and father) were born only 9 months apart. I suppose the younger could have be pre-mature, but even then, how could that be possible? It’s kind of disturbing to think about.

I’m sorry, but I stopped reading when I reached “HE was a victim of domestic violence(dude is 6’4”),” I’m sure you know that height does not make it impossible for someone to a victim....I guess I’m over-reacting, but this is my genuine reaction.
Sounds like he might be pretty shitty though and I’m sorry you have to…

My guess is the person misinterpreted you “not getting” open marriages as an attack on people who have open marriages. If they weren’t taking it so personally, they would probably realize that you weren’t attacking anyone.

What egg hunt involves watching the eggs get poured on to the ground? The eggs should be placed well before the start time, as if a magic rabbit had laid them there.

Better than fucking Wyatt.

I saw a couple that got ordained and married themselves to each other on one of the many TLC wedding shows. I like the idea a lot. Why does there need to be a third wheel (some purported authority) present when two people make vows to each other? If I ever get married, I will seriously consider doing it w/o officiant.

Came here to say this.

I think it's weird that she would become a pop singer because when asked about the nickname "ScarJo," she said she hated it because it sounded like a popstar name.

So what you're saying is you hate chocolate???

Mint is to opposite of gross. Mint is refreshing.

China Airlines also had issues that have been attributed "an air force-influenced pilot culture." I'm glad someone mentioned that the point about culture isn't necessarily 100% racist.

There is a baby boy named Jaxson on my FB feed sometimes. I don't hate it.