Yes! I just wrote the same thing below. Those were some of my favorite jeans, dammit!

some guy named William Tell... The theme was "apples."

Just having a lesbian couple in a show does not make it a lesbian show. Sailor Moon may have had a lesbian couple but it most certainly was not a lesbian show.

I'm sorry, but how in the HELL could you not include Sailor Uranus and Neptune is this?! I'm not even gay, but I loved their relationship so much! This is TOTAL BS!!!

Babies: Not very smart.

last month I spent 2 days in hospital as a result of a migraine related seizure. It was the first seizure I ever had and they had to do a lumbar puncture and an MRI to make sure it wasn't a brain haemmorage (I can't spell). It was agonising and scary and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Get well Kanye you crazy fucker.

who gets custody of him?

"Cool parents" are adult morons desperate to be liked by teenagers because they weren't popular when they were teenagers in high school. Instead of acting like caring, responsible adult parents they suck up to their children's clique of popular classmates in a desperate attempt to be "cool" and popular themselves.

Dear god, that girl is so lucky, there are so many ways this could've gone horribly wrong.

My dog's fairly chill most of the time, but if you put something in another something—like a tire into a pool, or ANYthing into a sock—he goes apeshit trying to 'rescue' whatever item is being swallowed whole. It's adorable, but awkward during special time with the husband...

I'm glad they rescued that tire, they seemed pretty distressed about the whole thing. You can see the anger/sadness in the dog's eyes when he looks over to the camera like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE WHILE TED IS DROWNING!? HELP US!" and it just breaks my heart just a tiny bit.

Also yeah I…

It'll be interesting to see what the investigation turns up. In the meantime, though, we can't jump to conclusions, because there is a high risk with anesthesia in elderly people.

No joke. And from my reading of the original article the shawl is dubiously linked to the murder victim in the first place. Maybe Kosminski was just a john of hers. It's all completely circumstantial and would not hold up in a court of law.

Heh. I'm 36 years old and I just smoked weed in my bathroom for the first time. Here's to late blooming! Also I kind of want to both laugh at and high-five myself.

Oh I agree with you. It seems like a nightmare to me.

Have you seen her episode of Cribs? It's a pretty big apartment.

I am pretty sure it's possible to read a book WHILE sitting on a yacht. Just saying.

Yeah, I'm feeling inspired by that too. It's (and she's) gorgeous.

you must be a kelly rowland fan

I mean the real question here is why didn't she just leave the kids with her Nanny, Chef, or Chauffeur?? It just makes no sense.