That's...kind if alarming!

I see Norman Bates, when acting as his own mother.

Is she obese or wearing a zillion petticoats?

>_>

Buying a house was after 'cause that's how she got the money!

I am also surprised! Maybe this info is incorrect? Because I read that not only is Beyonce legally Beyonce Knowles-Carter, but that Jay-Z is legally Shawn Knowles-Carter. I thought that was super awesome, but I guess maybe it's not true.

The first time I was able to roll myself, I rolled off the changing table. My mom called my dad at work, crying. Apparently, everything was fine.

I see...thanks so much for answering!!!

Anyone watching Dick Clark NYE on the east coast? Beyonce is supposed to perform and I wondering was she there live (and pregnant? or with a baby?) or was it a pre-recorded performance? I'm thinking the second one but, I MUST KNOW.

I take Ibuprofen for cramps. Not sure if it is the case with all meds, but I am told when you take it you should eat something or at least have a glass of milk or else the meds could make the cramps feel worse, initially.

I didn't realize until recently that it was a thing to make lots of stops on NYE. Why? Is it just to try to see lots of people? Or to think wow I'm so popular I have to go to multiple parties?

Improve my posture, while standing and sitting at my work desk. I'm allowed to slouch on the couch while surfing the net at home.

I worked at one of the Disney parks. Celebs always have Guest Services escorts, so when I would see an Guest Services employee out and about it the park I would immediately(but discretely) look for who they are with and see if I can recognize someone. One time I thought I saw this guy! But I thought, really? The dad…

I had no idea. I guess when I picture the inside of a piano, things are hitting other things, so that makes sense. But there are strings in there, aren't there? Maybe it should be a string instrument, hah.

Thing I learned at Gawker yesterday: woodwinds aren't just the ones with wood. I thought the term referred to reed-using instruments, but it also includes flutes.

KP & RB: I would like this to be as publicly humiliating as possible, for both of them.

I agree. Some animals, the female can turn down the male, but a lot of the time there doesn't seem to be much a of a choice. Male cats have barbed penises, so when the female tries to run away...well...she can't. BUT female cats to all kinds of things to attract males when they are in heat, don't they? I guess they…

I was thinking that too...

Yeah, right after he said that I was like "I guess they aren't showing this video to their child very soon after he/she can watch videos."

Because we were all expecting a video of a child being viciously mauled in an "adorable" way...