"OUR LOVE FERN!"

I wouldn't say I hate Santa, but I have similar feelings. I don't think about kids thinking they are "bad" because they don't get something from Santa (although I suppose that happens...) I think about if there were really a man going around giving things away to children then why isn't he giving food and clean water…

Knowing what masturbation is and believing in Santa Claus were not overlapping eras of my childhood...so these are a little odd to me.

I used to think/worry that I was pregnant a lot when I was very young (four to six maybe? not sure), but that was because I had no idea how pregnancy started at that time. I thought if I had been in enough situations that might be interpreted as romantic (a boat ride on a lake) my body would just decide to be…

That sequence in Look Who's Talking confused a lot of kids. A friend told me she thought sperm and egg were the germs inside the kissing couple's mouths.

I knew breast feeding worked as a kind of natural birth control, but it never occurred to me that it was because the woman doesn't have periods while breast feeding....how else would it work though, I guess.

To prevent itching after shaving, I exfoliate really good before and after shaving, then put deodorant on the freshly shaved area. As mentioned by luxylux, it helps!

Did the doctor offer any explanation for what happened? Is your skin just too sensitive for waxing, or something?

I don't think it's code.

I like to imagine she has asperger's syndrome. Not as an insult to her or to people with asperger's, but because a lot of people like her and maybe if she did it would raise awareness and interest in autism-spectrum conditions. Also because it seems like it could (almost?) be true.

It's a tribute to Amber's pre-Kanye days.

You'd think they'd want him there since he was the first one to be on a reality show, wasn't he?

2. Not if I get to him first!!!

DAMMIT I was gonna make a dance double drama joke!! Oh well kudos to you, don't think mine would have been as good.

Those are grosss. Youth ministers...*shivers* I hope they had yummy cake at the wedding or else why did you go =(

Did someone really describe his own baby cousin as shriveled and tell the story of her death to creep you out...? I feel like I'm missing something here. Or is Bruja just like the Mexican folklore explanation for SIDs???

Really scary. Since it was first coming from the bathroom, I would have tried to tell myself it was coming from the drain.

I find sleep walking to be super creepy. Never lived in a house with anyone who did it, but stories about it just seem like the person is possessed or something.

WTFFFFF a little demon creature thing???

SERIOUSLY! It's already annoying enough that he has been on a break from music, now he won't even be making random SNL appearances???? GAH