I imagine it was like this, just with funny accents.

This applies.

And that was pretty great, too, because Esteban Gutierrez managed to walk away from that monster flip. And his assailant, Pastor Maldonado, only managed to get a five-place grid penalty and only had two penalty points added to his license for China, which is ridiculous considering he basically scooped a guy onto his…

That's five minutes of obnoxious free-revving.

It's a soft top that weaves itself to deploy! LEDs will be integral to performance, somehow.

German engineering motto:

When their new mid-size car comes out, holy shit. Norway may actually have an ørgasm.

At around 13:10. This is the best video of raw Veyron Vitesse. Lots of induction, waste gate, and exhaust noise.

I went in a SEAT rocket blast off simulator and I ended up loosing my job because I was actually stuck in space for over a month.

This is in Taiwan, which is a norm. This street isn't for cars for obvious reasons. See the two solid lines on the road? Those are red lines, means you can't park there.... unless you park inside the lines. So the scooters are all lined up like that. In summary, the car driver is an idiot.

SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR

Fix your Panamera with this one simple trick! Accountants hate it!

That's because you're not taking into account the gyroscopically-stabilized pneumatic suspension system filled with the sighs of infants and the tears of virgins.

We've had the modern crop of triples here in Yurp for a while now, and they all seem to have one disadvantage, but a lot advantages for jalopniki:

Upon setting the world land speed record at 633.468 mph on October 4th 1982, asked why he had done it, Richard Noble replied:

This is one of my favorite shots from the Thrust SSC run... You can see the shock wave coming off of the car, and the car in front of it.

It would take a lot of hammers to clean up some of today's car designs.

Gran Turismo is responsible for the vast majority of my "holy shit what the hell kind of car is this?" moments.