The problem with gacha games isn’t that they cost money. I’m glad to pay money for a good game.

fuck gacha. and why the hell are you promoting it on Kotaku, of all places.

Would be nice if they ported this to PC and consoles. Without the MTX.

Hasn’t the fact that Nintendo was one of the first game companies to pioneer false scarcity to make their products more appealing been known for like decades.

I mean, if I had a tadpole in my head and only a few days left, I certainly would want to have as much sexy time as I could get!

They weren’t too much, actually.

That’s not whataboutism. Whataboutism is where one country deflects criticism by complaining about problems in another country. It was coined from how the Soviet Union would deflect criticism by the US of their persecution of dissidents with statements like “What about what you did to the Indians or are doing to Black…

On one hand, it’s horrible this is happening to Taylor Swift.

Plus multiple wars, a refugee crisis, the distributing rise of extreme nationalism

So it’s sharing images they want to make illegal, not creating them?

A million homeless? Whatever.

Don’t worry,  it’s actually canon.  It was written on a post-it note on Frank Herbert’s desk,  Brian Herbert says so and in writing a trilogy about it 

I’m pretty sure there is an entire subculture on the internet that says that daily.  

We come to this place for...magic.
We come to AMC theaters to laugh, to cry....to use our popcorn buckets as a fleshlight.

Vagina dentata!
What a wonderful sight!
Vagina dentata!
Ain’t no passing flight!
It means you should worry
The bark ain’t worse than the bite...

Well, the article itself mentions fucking it. Which I suppose could be as reference to one of the other orfices used for that action, but probably not.

The mystery of the popcorn sandworm bucket isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.

Usul, we have men sticking their dicks into the popcorn sandworm the likes of which even God has never seen.

Step 1: Get a bucket.