Like you could afford a new Porsche.

Everybody knows that EPA certifications in an election year should be put on hold until the next administration. I’m sure there’s precedence for this...

Since when did Jalopnik become this beacon of perfection on cars that it can suddenly throw stones?

A “fresh” motor?? I would rather have the original unmolested mill with just 125K than a rebuild I don’t know the details of. What happened to this thing that required a rebuild at 115K? My Cherokee has 205K on the original 4.0 motor with no problems.

How did they keep the mechanic out of the frame?

I know she said she wants a German car, but she really should buy a WRX.

You just can’t beat that blend of practicality, safety, and fun value for the money. It’s pretty much the ideal vehicle for any young parent still trying to hold onto having fun while making the responsible choice for their kids.

If it has to be…

So why not develop a street-oriented suspension and tire package, call it the Lightning and sell it alongside the Raptor?

Just buy a Comanche.

Not sure this is realistic by 2025. Commercial trucks still and will continue to use diesel in the future.

I guess y’all can afford to be this critical because there has never been a boring, rehashed article written by anyone on this website, right?

no man, chrysler put on those badges bc they found a way to make the power of a hemi from 6 cylinders, it’s all in the hemi cylinder shape. thats why it only has a v6 but its really a true Hemi with V-8 power. the badges are supposed to be there chrysler is just removing them for fuel efficienty reasons so they don’t…

7. You’re out with a friend when a yellow 1973 Volkswagen Beetle with black hood stripes stops at a traffic light in front of you. Do you:

How did they get out?

The real story I think is far more pedestrian and probably had more to do with a guy who was a hoarder than anything particularly romantic. I do like his version better!  

Suck it, hippies.

I once tried to rent a car from a local discount rental company when my car was in the shop for a transmission issue. This agency was in a strip mall in a somewhat sketchy part of town, but it was the closest rental place to where i was getting my car repaired and it was on the bus line, so I decided to take my…

Not even close dumbass - try closer to 21%.

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

We should perhaps have the FBI do the nominating since they insist on controlling who is elected.