I’m a high school teacher at a conservative boarding school in Virginia. Here is the letter I wrote to my (mostly Trump-supporting) students.

You had two fucking choices. It shouldn’t have been that hard.

My neighbor had an X-Type...

but they rolled my old truck payments in with no problem!

It’s hard enough just to find a picture of a stock one, let alone find out out in the wild.

1) Move

Maybe next year, they’ll do this treatment upon an unsuspecting 70 series?

Made me think of this...

Sounds more like we need more pipelines. Having 100 million drivers rely on a single point of failure for fuel delivery seems like a major issue.

And people wonder why the folks at Standing Rock are so opposed to a pipeline.

In a way, that destines it to be trailer queen. That would be a shame with how much work was put into it to make it haul more ass than it did from the assembly line.

Why sign it at all? The badge on the dash is fine but I want my seats without graffiti.

If I got news that Toyota would begin producing 1998-2007 Land Cruisers and selling for $20-25k, I would buy one tomorrow.

In your face part time 4wd and other inferior wheel drives!

Someone say trunk? May I grow old enough to wear a pair of pants like that with a straight face.

The price is probably a little high, but I like this truck. I don’t think it’s getting a fair shake.

An Explorer with a truck bed is a Ranger.

So many good ones.

This is crap, why would anyone do this, and why am I checking vehicle shipping rates from RI to Atlanta?

Feel better now?