That was pretty damn good. My wife is a farmer’s daughter. She spent the first 18 years of her life farming, driving tractors, and driving trucks. It drivers her bat-shit crazy when she gets demeaned by mechanics and men who don’t think she can handle large vehicles or back a trailer or anything like that. I just…

The Aspen looks right, but I’m also seeing a mid 2000s Toyota Highlander in that.

At least we now know how the Donald rose to power

i’ll be the guy to say GTI

Watching one of my new favorite bad car shows (Car Matchmaker); one of the episodes had some b-squad footballer buying a better car than his current hoopty.

I specifically recall the host stating with an air of confidence that although Bentleys are ridiculously expensive new; they apparently suffer some of the worst…

But... it has a manual...

Competition:

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

I’ve said it before, and I’m saying it now; You can take any car off-road...its how many times you can do it that’s the issue.

Please be square, please be square, reads article DAMN IT!

For $3,500, it would make a fine first car for your 2nd or 3rd favorite child when he or she turns 16. NP.

1st gear: all those ammenities come at a price. A new Tahoe hits $60k in merely LT trim. My Porsche Cayenne stickered for $63k and has exponentially more gadgets, gizmos, and is just a better place to be all-around. But there’s a new Tahoe in every garage in Suburbia and I look like a jerk driving a Porsche. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Plastic surgeons rejoice, business shall soon pickup.

I call bs. The stampings on my ‘74 Wagoneer were just as bad as the ones on my ‘83 and my ‘91.

meh... everything I know about Detroit I learned from that documentary from a few years back with that white guy... Robocop, yeah, that's the one.

I'm sure that, after reading this, the BMW dealership next door will be glad to take his money for a smaller X5.

Shenanigans. Everyone knows there are no stock XJ Cherokees left.

That’s NOT a burrito. Torch wants to make edible dicks!

I’m guessing you’ve never shopped for a used diesel truck before.

Nice.