So they’re drafting Vincent Adultman? Dope.

The Woodlands is what America would look like if the Germans won WWII

The two cities are essentially twins, although the their natives will never admit it.

The Mavs are extremely salty because they’ve been the better of the two teams (same state, conference, and division) for most of the last 20 years. Now that is decidedly not the case and, as the article notes, they just got their teeth kicked in by the Rockets for the fourth time this year (and first time since the…

The best way to eat goat is by a tía who cooks it out in the backyard in a pit.

I missed this - you mean the Raiders jumped offsides, it was a free play for the Jags, and he canceled it out by getting flagged for intentional grounding?

Pretty scary watching Adams on the ground completely motionless. Glad he walked off, but Sean Lee is a menace.

Did you catch Brennamen’s comment after Lee concussed his second player today? Something to the effect of he doesn’t know how people play football. Truer words haven’t been spoken

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Anza Borrego is better

I loved Joshua Tree, but I made the mistake of visiting the week of Coachella, so a hearty +1 to this sentiment.

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

Ooh now this, this is a good hot take. I hate it and yet, who guards Hakeem? nice, nice.

He did play in ‘95. That’s probably a considered a hot take too.

I moved from the northeast to San Antonio for college and appreciate it more and more as time goes by. If I could find a job in my field that didn’t require bilingualism I’d move back. I miss the superior Mexican food so much.

I’m not sure leading with Beyonce is going to sway anyone to Houston’s cultural greatness. This is an underwhelming list with decent rap.

All you had to say was Geto Boys and UGK and that argument was dusted. But props to you for that excellent take down.

Culturally speaking, name two good bands from Houston...

As someone debating between moving to Austin or Houston, what’s so bad about the people in Austin? Someone else said it’s fully of uppity white people, but as someone raising in CA and living in Portland, that’s kind of who I’m used to.

As a nearly 20-year resident of Dallas, I always say Dallas is a perfectly fine place to live, but there’s absolutely no reason to visit except for whatever pressing business or sporting concern you might have. As to the other big Texas cities: