White folks have been getting bolder with those 2 words the last few years thinking “well these aren’t as bad as the n-word, but gets the same message across that I’m a racist piece of shit!”

Tampa Bay should be moved. The other team....uh.....I’d say San Diego, but it’s a hell of a ballpark and they’re the only game in town....The Marlins? Yeah, the Marlins. Abolish baseball in Florida.

Country GOAT is probably Willie based on all the songs he wrote for others, his longevity, and his cultural impact.

Johnny Cash isn’t country, don’t try. 

I, uh, I also once tried to fight a car....

I used to wonder if some kid who’s family rented a U-Haul got obsessed with the random fact on the side of the truck and grew up to become the world’s foremost expert on like snake migrations in Manitoba or something.

Nobody let Dana Loesch see this.

He followed it up by stretching a single into a double that started the Astros rally. Pretty great game for the sub-10k that attended.

Poor Dirk

I can’t be the only one who thinks Clint Capela is the most important person in this series, right? If he plays well on both ends, knocking shots into other dimensions, rolling and dunking, the Rockets have a real shot, but if he’s outright owned by Durant it’s over.

Shoulda kept the rights to Ricky Sanchez.

Goddamnitt this was meant for Zukka

Zika is either very old or very white. That’s the only demo for rush.

She’s set herself up for a speaking career through all of this. Which may be the most offensive aspect to it all, because we need way less speakers.

LET’S REMEMBER SOME DOGS!

Beans in chili are an afront to god. You should all be ashamed.

The Astros’ cart better be a Slab.

Usually all you cans find at that Farfield In. Is STDs and meth.

Let’s not forget about the ticketing issues at WM32 that caused thousands of fans to be delayed entry leading to a nearly empty stadium for the pre-show. though you could probably just blame Jerry Jones for that.

Will, I love you, but that photo is so white it looks like it has very serious opinions about Ladybird.