I was a big fan of that team when Kathy Ireland was their kicker.

Been awhile since I got to use this!

Abolish Florida*

Typical America, separating minority children from their mothers.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Mark Jackson defended JR by citing Derek Harper’s brain fart in the 1984 playoffs. The only problem is that Harper didn’t brain fart every quarter.

RIP Taylor Swift, 1989-2018. Katy Perry sends condolences from Los Feliz.

Capela’s ability to stay on the floor (specifically when he gets switched onto smaller dudes) is the single-most important factor in this series, because he can be a terror for Golden State’s defense. Also, if Curry is sitting at like..80%, and he can’t punish those switches like he can when he’s truly healthy, the…

I’m with you. Harden and Paul could go for 35 each, but if Capela is shut down, they’ll be down by 20 at the half. If he’s on fire, rockets could be up by 20.

Kellys ranked:

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

Without question the best Big 12 championship game I’ve ever watched.

To the Temecutunnel!

WELL SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER CANDIDATE YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT TRUMPS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO SHES GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT TRUMP. THEN YOU ADD GARY JOHNSON TO THE MIX? HER CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE VOTING BOOTH, YOU GOT A 33 1/3S…

Very Good Boy.

What a great photo of a very, very Good Boy.

Solid dog name.

This is Atticus.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...