Both better than that swampass shithole you call Houston.

(afraid to say anything)

I’m a Cowboys fan, and I hate how that gets you looks like you are admitting to being addicted to meth. Not that I don’t understand why I get those looks, but I fucking hate it. I live in Dallas, not one of the suburbs, but fucking Dallas. And let me tell you something, this city fucking blows. There is literally no…

Poppers, pills and penicillin

I don't understand the Dave Grohl hate. I have a friend that hates Grohl, Foo Fighters etc.... but thinks Nickleback is good music. That right there should invalidate his opinion entirely.

This one is best enjoyed in cans.

Nothing like slamming a 12 pack after it’s been swimming in a salt and ice water bath on a hot-as-fuck Texas summer day at the pool.

Christ that’s marked up. I’m spoiled because its local. $15 at most, $11 on sale in most Texas cities not named Houston or Dallas.

Jason Lee (from My Name is Earl) made a documentary about a North Texas band - he’s a superfan.

My Mexican family firmly believes in shit like this. My cousin died suddenly two years ago in his late 20s, and the other day my aunt and mother were talking about him and suddenly they herd a loud bang downstairs. According to them, it was my cousin. I suggested perhaps the furnace kicking back on, but that's…

I'm sure they're wonderful, charitable folk for the most part, but where I come from, the easiest way to identify a douche is by the KCCO sticker on his truck.

Aw man I fucked up so bad. I'm very sorry, and very angry with myself.

Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!

Damn. I'd be mad as hell looking for a fight too.

also chances are it might be more entertaining to watch a drunk person bomb because they don't care that they're bombing

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

Ha! I love this comment. It rings so true for the bloggers who work for Gawker Media. Whenever Deadspin, Jezebel, Valleywag and all the other Gawker blogs start getting preachy and talking about "privilege", I like to start researching the bio of the particular blogger who's doing the preaching. I've yet to find a…

I know, right? Such a depressed area. It's really hard to make it out of there.

Well, they were born into the 1% so technically they are a minority group.

Yeah...kids from the bubble learn real quick how to survive.

I was always interested in trying to model the expected attendance of a concert based on other gigs' attendance by the same/similar band. This would obviously require pretty detailed attendance data. Any chance where one would be able to procure this?