Nah, that's what is in the filet o'fish.

every cowboys fan knows we're going 8-8, with a soul crushing defeat in week 17.

I am DYING over this gif. How can I have missed this?

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To the university? Fuck yeah it's more important.

I'll change that right now. What's your handle again?

Should've picked a better horcrux than the Undertaker's streak.

While smoking a Gauloise?

Are we sure this isn't Raycism?

Man, that's gotta be heartbreaking. At some point.

sorry, dancer.

wildboartracker.com Just took the site live but I hope to have alot of points on it soon. Feel free to mark your killing locations on the map :)

I've often thought that Rickman and Morgan Freeman had a quick confab to decide just how they were going to steal Robin Hood Prince of Thieves from Costner. Does anyone else fondly remember Freeman hitting a door and muttering "damn English oak"?

*faints*

Yes. Yes. Yes

Yes, but sometimes I suspect his Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is even better.

You got me with the Phillip Glass, almost lost my tea.

oh god. are we the same person?

Ha, high five, fellow underage viewer of movies.