You can't have more than 10 in California, which honestly is enough. Besides the fact that my carpel tunnel makes it hard to reload the clip, there is really no logical reason an individual needs more.

Can you come to Lake Jackson? I recently saw a bunch of wild hogs grazing in a field, about half a mile down the road from a residential area with an elementary school. That's some scary shit.

I'm a little worried about impaired driving. It's illegal, but that's not going to stop a lot of people from doing it anyway.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

Will it be called The Pound of Music?

That's what I gave my employees. I felt VERY proud of myself.

http://www.mensrightsedmonton.com/

In the last election in my city, a MRA ran for counsellor. The crazy thing is, his website was an MRA one! It was filled with madness. They wanted to bulldoze and pave over the river valley that runs through our city to 'cut off sluts from their earth mother bitch goddess to take away their power.' I'm not sure if it…

Yeah, there's something a little off about the dominant group feeling the need to have a rights group like this. It kinda reminds me of those white people who get seriously offended by stuff like the Black Student Union and think that the fact that they can't make a White Student Union w/o looking like racists is in…

But bro, while it's true that women have a harder time being promoted to top jobs, are the majority of victims of sexual assault, and have to deal with all that casual harassment, etc. - think of all those sitcoms with the clever wife and buffoonish husband! Think of all the times a man asked a girl out and she was…

But also New Mexico! And also I finished all my grading. But, yes, for most people, it's Utah and New Mexico!

I don't think it really is a thing, beyond a few blowhard idiots on the internet. I don't think I or anyone I know has ever run into one of these people in real life. There are plenty of hateful people out there, but the MRA thing seems like mostly an internet phenomenon.

I am assuming as a very unsanitary vibrator and I'm dying of laughter.

Be sure to keep an eye on the male anchor's expression while she tells this story. You can almost HEAR him thinking "oh God, do I stop her or just let her finish? This is going to end up on Youtube."

Yeah, another reason I don't want to have kids. Once they reach teen years, I'd just want to ship them off to an island somewhere, because I remember how depraved I was back then.

MY GOD. Thank you for posting this. Best video ever. People should also read D'Angelo's comments about how his own objectification as a result of this video was so damaging to him personally. He was very upset that when he sang this song in concert that his fans wouldn't think he was fit enough AND that they…

I'm living that right now only it's 4 major projects due this week and I have a bottle of jack daniels on my floor. GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS WEEK.

Here's hoping for a quadrilogy that covers Monday when she reaches post-college adulthood and is faced with the inevitable quarter-life crisis reality check of joining the workforce.

I living that part of the trilogy right now.

I see what you did there.