Reads like a perfect journal, my good man.

literally loled so hard at that

There are no two ways about it: South Park is the most brilliant satire of our times and is pretty much right about everything, always.

I remember that ep and thinking it was probably way more dead on than most people were going to assume, like a lot of South Park's commentary type episodes.

Prince left this kind of stuff behind nearly a decade ago….

You have made your mouse God very angry now feed him some childrens souls or he will crush you.

As tough as being a sole caregiver is, you were so lucky to spend that time with your grandma. I love that you did it, and that you wanted to. You and your grandma were really blessed to get that time together and I bet she absolutely worshiped you. I love this story! Thanks for telling it.

A+ grandson award for you.

I have a very high opinion of anyone with a November birthday. Sounds like my theory is correct.

WOW. I think you win for best-worst story. O.O

I hope your life is filled with people who can appreciate the above-par, human, concern & love you have to offer. I wish all of our elderly could get treated with such care.

I love you and if mr. rottenkitty wasn't inclined to take exception to it, I would sit at your feet gazing adoringly up at you. Or something like that.

Wow. I wish your grandmother had a more responsible granddaughter and caregiver.

You did good man. You did good.

She was lucky to have you, and you were certainly entitled to one night off!

Dude, brilliant story. Thank you for sharing this. I just can't imagine how different we all "celebrate" Thanksgiving.

You are a doll. You deserved that night out, no matter what happened while you were away.

Rock on!

Happy (Early) Birthday! You sound like an awesome, selfless dude. I hope you get/got/are getting all the gifts you wished for.

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